May 2013
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
lolsomeone-actually:
snckpck:
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
Yup exhibit A right here
kill-natalie:
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
a-sexy-cat:
actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
jerkidiot:
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
andrewhussiesbosom:
amporacronus:
andrewhussiesbosom:
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
Watchslydig:
this is my attempt of the cup song
Watchswiftingthrough:
let’s remember this
Watchbronaghsteaparty:
raggedy-andy:
3-amsecrets:
this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
Tyra Banks can be problematic as hell, but I really like this
zackisontumblr:
friends with overprotective parents
spotifylistener:
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
pygmyalpaca:
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via loveknowsnodistancee)
“For my birthday I blew out the candles and I wished your sadness away, sadly it...”
– Unknown (via perfect)
kirbyrightbackatya:
followers that send you asks when you ask for asks
whymakswhy:
‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON
SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘
….Hello…sir…
