kawaiians:

a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes

urinatings:

*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy

olly-murmaid:

x-kitt-x:

ghostin-thewalls:

sovietkittens:

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY

I think ned’s doing fine

I’d say he’s doing fantastic.

i’d say he’s doing me

lolzpicx:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate 

I love jesus

devourer-of-gods:

shade-shypervert:

askstrikertheskeletonhunter:

What if the real world could lag

Stop that. That’s terrifying.