saying “no” before someone finishes their sentence.

z0mbie-land-bitches:

→ Trying to impress people when you dance

10knotes:

Expectations:

Reality:

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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Girl: I kinda' like horses.
Ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE, WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU INTO A HORSE.

Friend vs. Bestfriend

chaystar:

→ Waiting until the very end of the credits just to see if there's a short film

funniest10k:

Sitting there waiting for them to finish:

And then nothing even happens:

 

I usually don’t talk to people because I’m afraid I’ll annoy them with my awesomeness.

laugh-addict:

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